sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

etnelavnilzzaj:

as soon as i went to reblog this my mum handed me a bowl of ravioli.. my god

tylerposeysjawline:

ishipthat:

mincepiesandbowties:

THIS GIRL IS TUMBLR PERSONIFIED

holy shit you weren’t kidding

some people are born gay, some achieve gayness, and some have gayness thrust upon them

befittingfitness:

NO.

pizza:

egberts:

silencewillfall:

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you

well well well we meet again

pizza:

egberts:

wing-san:

egberts and pizza seem to show up whenever they are mentioned. Like. Where do you people find the time??

its pretty easy when u tag us

preach sista

darrynek:

314eater:

Congrats you’ve made it through another Monday.

it’s already next thursday in australia

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

they-are-all-lies:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK

dysphorism:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

no one make your pin 1111 or 1221 because you’re gonna be screwed 

hazels-abused-lungs:

centaurette:

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends